OUR MISSION

To put your health and wellbeing first, by helping you feel & perform your best, every single day.

Because when you feel good, you do good. And when you do good, you change your world.

We Broke Up With Coffee (But We’re Still Friends)

Let’s get it out there: I wasn’t anti-coffee. In fact, I loved the ritual, the smell, and that “let’s go!” feeling. But coffee and I had… issues. It promised focus and energy, but left me jittery, anxious, and, honestly, a bit let down.

Jon's Story: From Marathons to Mushrooms

On paper, I was the picture of health—running marathons, trail running, boxing, cycling, Hyrox racing, and living the “wellness” life. But behind the scenes, I was constantly tired, mentally foggy, and making more trips to the doctors than I’d like to admit.

No matter how much I trained or how carefully I ate, my energy and focus just weren’t where I wanted them to be.

So, I turned to every adaptogen and functional mushroom supplement I could find, Lions Mane, Cordyceps, Chaga, Ashwagandha, you name it. My kitchen looked like a pharmacy, my wallet was crying, and my tastebuds were… confused.

That’s when I realised: there had to be a better way.
Why not create a delicious, all-in-one blend that supported my body and mind, without costing a small fortune or tasting like a science experiment?

After months of research, taste tests, and a few “what was I thinking?” moments, rebranding twice (second time a year after launching), NO CRASH was born in late 2023. Not out of anger at coffee, but out of a desire to help others break the cycle and thrive mentally and physically.

Why NO CRASH

Health & Mental Clarity First:

NO CRASH is more than a drink, it’s a ritual for people who want to feel sharp, calm, and energised, without the jitters or crash. Our blend of science-backed adaptogens and 100% fruiting body mushrooms supports your mind, mood, and focus, as well as your physical wellbeing.

Performance, No Compromise:
Whether you’re leading a meeting, crushing a workout, or just trying to remember where you left your keys, NO CRASH is your partner in high performance and balanced living.

Transparency & Trust:
Every batch is third-party lab tested for heavy metals, mould, and microbial nasties. We’re obsessed with quality so you don’t have to be.

Sustainability with a Smile:
We source our ingredients ethically and package them in eco-friendly materials, because taking care of yourself should never come at the planet’s expense.

Community Over Competition:
We’re not just here to sell you a drink. We’re building a tribe of health-first, focus-loving humans who want to do better for themselves and the world.