NO CRASH x Pikes Ibiza
How the world's most legendary hotel turned our functional mushroom drink into something unforgettable
Earlier this month, NO CRASH made it to Ibiza.
Not to a wellness retreat. Not to a health food pop-up.
To Pikes.
If you know Pikes, you know. The hotel in the hills above San Antonio that has hosted Freddie Mercury, Grace Jones and Kylie Minogue. Where the bar doesn't really do ordinary and the pool has seen things the internet won't talk about.
We brought a bag of NO CRASH Steady Energy. The bartenders looked at it, nodded, and got to work.
What came back was an iced NO CRASH that looked like it belonged on a cocktail menu — a proper ice sphere, bamboo straws, chocolate drizzle running down the inside of the glass, served in the Ibiza sun next to a pool that could feature in any magazine on earth.
It tasted even better than our standard morning ritual.
Here's the full story — and how to recreate it at home.
The Pikes Ibiza bar. Where NO CRASH found its summer home.
Why Pikes and NO CRASH make sense
Pikes isn't a health brand. It's not trying to be.
But the people who go to Pikes — the ones who party until sunrise and somehow look incredible doing it — understand something important about energy management that most people miss.
Real energy isn't about stimulation. It's about regulation.
That's exactly what NO CRASH was built for.
The functional mushroom and adaptogen stack in every serving — Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, Reishi, KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Rhodiola — doesn't spike your nervous system. It supports it. Clean focus. Steady output. No crash at the end.
Which, as it turns out, works just as well at a legendary Ibiza bar in 35-degree heat as it does at a desk in Manchester on a grey Tuesday morning.
The Pikes Iced NO CRASH — the recipe
This is what the Pikes bartenders made. As close as we can replicate it without being behind that bar ourselves.
What you need:
- 1 scoop NO CRASH Steady Energy (8g)
- 150ml hot water
- Large ice sphere or handful of ice cubes
- 100ml cold oat milk or coconut milk
- Optional: dark chocolate drizzle on the inside of the glass
- Bamboo straw if you want the full Pikes experience
How to make it:
- If you're doing the chocolate drizzle — do it first. Drizzle melted dark chocolate around the inside of your glass and let it set for a minute. This is the Pikes touch.
- Add your NO CRASH scoop to a separate cup with 150ml of hot water. Stir until completely dissolved — about 30 seconds. It needs hot water to dissolve properly. This is important.
- Drop your ice into the glass. A single large ice sphere melts slower and looks significantly better. Normal ice cubes work fine too.
- Pour the dissolved NO CRASH concentrate over the ice.
- Pour cold oat milk or coconut milk over the top slowly — it creates a layered effect as it meets the chocolate concentrate below.
- Bamboo straw. Minimal stir. Drink immediately.
The result is a layered iced chocolate drink that looks like it should be on a cocktail menu and tastes like nothing else you've had from a functional supplement.
The Pikes method — dissolved, poured over ice, finished with oat milk.
Why it works just as well cold
The functional ingredients in NO CRASH aren't affected by temperature once dissolved.
Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Reishi, Rhodiola — once they're dissolved in hot water and cooled over ice, they behave exactly the same way in your body as they would in a hot drink.
What you get whether you drink it in a mug by your desk or over a Pikes ice sphere in the Ibiza sun:
- Clean focus — Lion's Mane supporting cognitive clarity and nerve growth factor
- Sustained physical energy — Cordyceps supporting oxygen utilisation and endurance
- Cortisol management — KSM-66 Ashwagandha, particularly useful when heat is adding to your body's stress load
- Calm nervous system — Reishi, smooth and settled rather than wired and jittery
- 50mg natural caffeine — roughly half a cup of coffee, without the spike or the debt
That last point matters in summer.
Iced coffee loads caffeine into a system that's already under heat stress. Caffeine raises cortisol. Heat raises cortisol. The two together create a compound stress response that most people don't notice until they feel anxious or depleted by mid-afternoon.
NO CRASH's 50mg natural caffeine — combined with the cortisol-managing effect of KSM-66 Ashwagandha — gives you the focus without the compound stress response.
That's the difference between stimulation and regulation.
The finished result. Pikes Ibiza. Summer 2026.
Three variations to try at home
The quick version (for mornings when you don't have time for theatrics)
- 1 scoop NO CRASH dissolved in 150ml hot water
- Ice
- Cold oat milk
- Done in 2 minutes
The protein shake version (how one of our longest-running customers has it every day at 11am)
- 1 scoop NO CRASH
- 1 scoop protein powder (chocolate or vanilla works best)
- 300ml cold oat milk
- Ice — blend or shake
A performance drink that supports your brain as much as your training.
The evening version (using NO CRASH Pure Calm — caffeine-free)
- 1 scoop NO CRASH Pure Calm dissolved in 150ml hot water
- Ice
- Cold coconut milk
- Optional: pinch of cinnamon
No caffeine. Reishi supporting sleep quality. The wind-down ritual that still supports your nervous system without keeping you awake.
Make a week's worth in one go
If you want to make your morning ritual even faster — pre-dissolve a batch:
- Make 5 servings dissolved in hot water — 5 scoops in 750ml hot water
- Let it cool completely
- Store in a sealed bottle in the fridge for up to 5 days
- Each morning: pour 150ml of concentrate over ice and top with oat milk
30 seconds each morning. Done.
Two versions. One ritual.
NO CRASH Steady Energy — 50mg natural caffeine. Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, Reishi, KSM-66 Ashwagandha and vitamins. Your morning and pre-training ritual. Works perfectly iced.
NO CRASH Pure Calm — caffeine-free. The same complete mushroom and adaptogen stack. Your afternoon, evening, or rest-day ritual. Also works perfectly iced.
Both available in the NO CRASH Starter Pack — including your free Limited Edition Golden Spoon.
As enjoyed at Pikes Ibiza, Summer 2026.
Thanks to the team at @pikesibiza for making something we didn't know NO CRASH could be.
Try NO CRASH — Starter Pack from £49 →
Steady Energy or Pure Calm. Hot or iced. 30 servings. Free golden spoon included.
